Monday, April 6, 2009

MY OH MY ..... The Boys of Summer are back!!!!


Griffey Hits a Homer in the 5th inning on Opening Day.

Happy Thoughts

"To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream; not only plan, but also believe." by Toby Reynolds

Happy thoughts or positive thoughts are very important. There is power in our thoughts and we can shape our lives throu them. We always say and think that we would like our lives to be like this or like that. Once we know what we want we can follow the path much easier. We are given the means to become what we want to become, it´s just that sometimes it is a bit difficult for us to see this. If you are true to yourself you can accomplish a lot.

"If you really want something to happen, the whole universe conspires so that your wish comes true." "The Alchemist" by Paulo Coelho

Sunday, April 5, 2009

Newton's Third Law of Motion:
For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.


FIFE, Wash. -- A supposedly harmless game of mock assassination went awry when a package intended to inform a player that he had been killed instead triggered a real-life bomb scare that forced the evacuation of three businesses around the Costco store in Fife on Tuesday morning.

A delivery driver noticed the package with the words "bomb-- you're dead" scrawled across it in a flower bed near the Costco entrance around 8:15 a.m., said Commander Tim Floyd with Fife Police.

As the driver approached, the package began chirping. He immediately called police, who in turn evacuated the Costco as well as two nearby car dealerships and brought in the bomb squad.

A robot inspected the device and used its water canon to blow the box apart. No explosive material was found and a search for additional boxes came up empty.

As the bomb squad was finishing up its work, a man walked into the Fife police lobby and told an officer he was responsible for putting the simulated bomb in the parking lot.

He told detectives he is part of a group that plays a game where they are assigned missions to assassinate other players with fake weapons, Floyd said.

He said that his "target" was one of his friends who works at Costco. He had made the fake bomb, which was a box with a motion sensor device inside. He used a magnet to attach it to the bottom of his friend's car while he was at work.

He planned for the device to start chirping when his friend came out to his car, expecting the friend to find the device and read the words "bomb-your dead" and know that he had been assassinated in the game.

But the plan failed when the device didn't stay on the car and ended up in the flower bed near the entrance.

The man has been arrested and booked into the Pierce County Jail for investigation of intimidation or harassment with an explosive, which is a Class C Felony.

Commentary: If people would just take a minute and think about there actions and realize that no matter that it was just a game, that we need to think more of life as being like a mobile ( no not a car, but that thing that dangles over a babies crib. ) When we pull on one of the characters in the mobile that it will affect all the other characters in the mobile, But then again who knows maybe Darwin had it right with “survival of the fittest” and that the stupid get sent to jail.

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Saturday, April 4, 2009

What Threatens Planet Earth?

Something to Make You Laugh

GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:

1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.

GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:

1) Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree.
2) Wrinkles don't hurt.
3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.

GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD

1) Growing up is mandatory; growing old is optional.
2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone

THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:

1) You believe in Santa Claus.
2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3) You are Santa Claus.
4) You look like Santa Claus.

SUCCESS:

At age 4 success is . . not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . having friends.
At age 16 success is . . having a drivers license.
At age 35 success is . . having money.
At age 50 success is . . having money.
At age 70 success is . . having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is . . having friends.
At age 80 success is . . not peeing in your pants.

Pass this on to someone who could use a laugh. Always remember to forget the troubles that pass your way; BUT NEVER forget the blessings that come each day. Have a wonderful day with many *smiles*

Take the time to live!!!
Life is too short

Thursday, April 2, 2009

for God's sakes just pull


Sometimes in life we just push so hard ... Yet all we need to do is just PULL.